Yes, we like to have fun down here in the dungeon (a.k.a. the basement of Kellogg Library). The lack of windows and natural light seems to contain creativity rather well in this little vessel of learning we've dubbed the Writing Center.
Enjoy a bit of midweek laughter as consultant Amanda P. details her tutoring plan of attack.
Your objective is simple: tutor in the writing center.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: love (yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a split infinitive. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from its eyes, baffled by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Incoherent and Off-Topic and Verbose? Where did she come from? And why does she look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of CSUSM's student population. This will all be done from an underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled word crafting and glory. Upon seeing this, the world will rejoice, as countless hordes of ninja tutors hasten to do Literature and Writing’s every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your AXES, bringing about the Destruction of unexplained quotes. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his eyes when you correct his grammar. Everyone will cheer before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with writing.
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